An Ode to Uffie

Uffie transcends genre.

Her art will suffer no classification, it is a perfect expression of the human spirit that effortless soars above the restrictions and rules placed on mere mortals.

No mere words will ever come close to capturing the infinite beauty of her music, there is no mix of characters in any alphabet that will ever be known to humanity that will suffice to describe the perfect elation that her work creates in the listener.

Her songs are blazing arrows of divine love fired from the the righteous bow of justice, piercing the dark night of the soul, and when the dreadful beasts that dwell in the dark depths of the human psyche rise from their slumber, she looks them dead in the eye and calmly smiles at them until they roll over and expose their soft underbellies for caresses and cuddles.